OUCH! dang it!

Have I told you that I am a klutz? I am. Totally. I attempt to be graceful and walk tall, but usually I trip. I have this spot in my kitchen that is a problem…..

See this spot? Isn’t it lovely, I stand here most of my days, my sink is over to the right, so I move from sink to stove, sink to stove. Back and forth. Back and forth.

At least once a day, at least once I said…usually two or three times, I bump my noggin on this corner…..

And I yell, “OUCH! Dang IT!” stupidriffle raffle,schniffleshnaffle-ARRrrrg.